Scroll down, please. Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Bar Jokes | A Man & His Pet Centipede A man is lonely and decides to get a pet centipede. Out of an old shoebox, the man makes a nice place for his pet centipede to live. Then the man decides to go have a beer. He goes over to the shoebox and asks, \"Hey, would you like to go to Frank\'s and have a beer?\" Hearing nothing and a little annoyed, the man asks again but this time a little louder, \"Would you like to go have a beer with me at Frank\'s?\" Still the man hears no response. The man, now upset, gets down next to the box and yells, \"Hey! Would you like to go have a beer at Franks?\" This time, the man hears a little voice say, \"There\'s no need to yell. I heard you the first time--I\'m just putting on my shoes.\" Rate this Joke (Added: 2006-09-07 Rating: 3.33 Votes: 6) Submitted By: -- sonjaishtol@hotmail.com