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A woman was walking along the beach when she spied a bottle in the sand. Curious, she picked it up, rubbing the side to remove the sand from the old bottle. Immediately a genie emerged from the bottle. \"Greetings\" said the genie \"you may have three wishes, but you must know that my contract was written by lawyers, so as a result, whatever you wish for, every lawyer in the world gets double what you get.\" So the woman had to think about what to wish for. \"Easy. For my first wish, I wish for a million dollars!\" *poof* \"Your wish is my command\" said the genie, \"you have a millioin dollars and every lawyer has 2 million!\" \"For my second wish, I wish for a lambourgini\" *poof* \"you have it, and every lawyer has 2 of them!\" smiled the genie. \"And for my third wish\" the woman mused, \"well I was thinking of donating a lung....\"
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(Added: 2006-08-30 Rating: 6.83 Votes: 6)
Submitted By: -- ozq@tpg.com.au
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