Scroll down, please. Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Animal Jokes | Ugly Pig A lady with a duck under her arm gets on a train and takes a seat. The guy sitting opposite her speaks up and says 'That is the ugliest pig I have ever seen'. The lady replies 'This is not a pig, it's a duck'. The guy then says, 'Shut up you stupid bitch, I was talking to the duck'. Rate this Joke (Added: 2003-09-29 Rating: 6.19 Votes: 22) Submitted By: Unknown