| Top | Nerd Jokes | Stats
A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second.
Ten babies are conceived around the world every second.
Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of falling pregnant.
Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed.
All polar bears are left-handed.
If your car is stolen, there\'s a 10 percent chance it was nicked by a Polar bear.
Rate this Joke
(Added: 2005-12-06 Rating: 3.41 Votes: 17)
Submitted By: Unknown
| 