Scroll down, please. Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Battle Of Sexes | Pack your bags A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, 'Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery!!!!' The wife says, 'Wow! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean or should I pack for the mountains?' He says, 'I don't care. Just get the HECK OUT!' Rate this Joke (Added: 2003-09-29 Rating: 6.87 Votes: 75) Submitted By: Unknown