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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's clinic. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, 'Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.' 'Each morning, give him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch and dinner make him a nutritious meal. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly... make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 6 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.' On the way home, the husband asked his wife, 'What did the doctor say?' 'You're going to die,' she replied.
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(Added: 2003-09-25 Rating: 6.69 Votes: 50)
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