Scroll down, please. Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | R Rated Jokes | Witty secretary Mr. Maynard got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, 'Mr. Maynard, your barracks door is open.' He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, 'By the way Miss Sarah when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?' The secretary, who was quite witty replied, 'Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags, with his head down.' Rate this Joke (Added: 2003-11-04 Rating: 7.93 Votes: 55) Submitted By: Unknown