Scroll down, please. Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Battle Of Sexes | On Women | Women in Kitchen Jokes 1. Why did the woman cross the road? It doesn't matter, she should have been in the kitchen. 2. Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. 3. What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells? Pregnant 4. Why don't women wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove. 5. What do you do if your dishwasher is broken? Kick her in the a%@#. Rate this Joke (Added: 2003-09-29 Rating: 4.80 Votes: 56) Submitted By: -- toste@fidnet.com