Scroll down, please. Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Daily Life | Bad News A guy gos to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor says, \'Well sir,I have bad news and I have worse news\'. The guy says \'well gimme the worst news first.\' The doc says well sir you have Cancer. The guy says \'thats terrible news, but whats the bad news?\' The doc says well sir you also have Alzheimers disease. And the guy says well, at least I dont have Cancer. Rate this Joke (Added: 2005-11-21 Rating: 5.38 Votes: 8) Submitted By: -- ulnar@arrakis.es