Scroll down, please. Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Bar Jokes | Dammit, I said UP Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies there a few seconds, slowly opens his eyes, and then says, Dammit, I said UP.' Rate this Joke (Added: 2003-09-25 Rating: 4.24 Votes: 25) Submitted By: Unknown