Scroll down, please. Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Lawyer Jokes | Why Guinea Pigs Have Been Replaced by Lawyers. There are three reasons why scientists are using lawyers for experiments now, instead of guinea pigs. 1. It seems that there are now more lawyers in the world than there are guinea pigs. 2. Guinea pigs are too easy to form an emotional bond with. 3. There are some things that guinea pigs simply will not do. Rate this Joke (Added: 2003-09-29 Rating: 5.50 Votes: 8) Submitted By: Unknown