Scroll down, please. Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Animal Jokes | Jesus is watching You Late one night, a burgler broke into a house. As he tiptoed through the living room, he heard a voice say: Jesus is watching you!' Nothing happened, so the burgler crept forward again. 'Jesus is watching you' - said the voice. The burgler stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around. In a dark corner he spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it. 'Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?' he asked. 'Yes' said the parrot. The burgler breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, 'What's your name?' 'Clarence' answered the bird. 'That's a dumb name for a parrot,' sneered the burgler. 'What idiot named you Clarence?' The parrot's answer: 'The same idiot who named the Bulldog, Jesus.' Rate this Joke (Added: 2003-09-29 Rating: 6.84 Votes: 47) Submitted By: Unknown