Scroll down, please. Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Daily Life | Old Couple An elderly couple both suffering from short memory were sitting in their backyard garden admiring the glow of the new morning. After sitting for a while, the elderly woman asked, 'What can I get you for breakfast dear?' Her husband replied, 'I would like... oh, don't worry, your memory is bad I'll get it myself.' 'No, no, no I insist. My memory is FINE.' Not in the mood to argue on such a glorious day, the elderly man said 'Oh very well. I'll have two peices of toast and a coffe white with one.' The woman stood their for a while muttering the order over and over. 'Are you SURE you'll remember? It's simple, TWO peices of toast and a coffee WHITE WITH ONE, ok?' The elderly woman said 'Of coarse I can remember such a simple thing. Twoo peices of.. toast and a tea, no sorry, a coffe white with one. See?' The man simply sighed and said Thank you. Half an hour later, the elderly woman returns with a bowl of cereal. 'I KNEW IT!!' the elderly man bloated. 'I told you you'd forget! How hard is it to remember such a simple order like bacon and eggs!' Rate this Joke (Added: 2003-11-24 Rating: 4.00 Votes: 4) Submitted By: -- arcanaria@hotmail.com