Scroll down, please. Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | One Liners | Quotations | Mark Twain For when my kids get wild, I bought a playpen. When they calm down, I climb out. --Mark Twain Rate this Joke (Added: 2003-09-29 Rating: 3.67 Votes: 3) Submitted By: -- AndyWatts@dspace.dial.pipex.com