Scroll down, please. Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | One Liners | One Liners | You'r moma's so fat Your mama's so fat that when she stands on the scale it says "one at a time please". Your mama's so fat that when she turns around its christmas. Rate this Joke (Added: 2003-11-03 Rating: 4.33 Votes: 6) Submitted By: -- breezeblockhead@aol.com