Scroll down, please. Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Battle Of Sexes | How many animals can u fit in a pair of tights? how many animals can u fit in a pair of tights? 2 calves 1 beaver 1 ass 1 pussy countless hares the occasional cock and 1 dead fish that no1 can find Rate this Joke (Added: 2004-04-28 Rating: 6.55 Votes: 31) Submitted By: -- jwestside13@hotmail.com