Scroll down, please. Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Computer Jokes | Top 10 Signs You Were Ripped Off Buying That New Computer 10. Lower corner of the screen has the words \"Etch a Sketch\" on it. 9. When you insert a disk, it disappears and a loud \"burp\" follows. 8. You have to pedal it. 7. The manual contains one sentence, \"Good Luck!\" 6. The only chip inside is a Dorrito. 5. Whenever you turn it on, all the neighborhood dogs begin howling. 4. The monitor is made up of a blackboard and chalk. 3. Instead of a keyboard, it came with an Ouija board. 2. There is a \"AA Batteries Not Included\" sticker on the front. And the #1 sign that you were ripped off buying that new computer... 1. The computer mouse came in a cage and has fur. Rate this Joke (Added: 2004-10-28 Rating: 6.70 Votes: 10) Submitted By: -- sonjaishtol@hotmail.com